The Prophecy of The Grizzly Bar

The Prophecy Has Found You.

Thousands of years of fate have led to this moment.

In late September of 2024, remnants of an ancient cave society were discovered.

These people kept extensive records and myths, drawn on the walls of the caves they inhabited.

The cave drawings prophesied a single morsel of food that drew energy from all corners of the earth. Their society called it... The Grizzly Bar

The drawings suggest that this immensely powerful food was consumed by the people’s most formidable warriors, wisest scholars, and coolest wizards.

Carried by the winds of time, the prophecy has finally reached you.

Ancient civilizations once had ready access to the powers of the Grizzly Bar, and soon, this reality will return to our world.

The magical formula was lost for thousands of years, but fate has revealed it. The prophecy clearly states that archaeologists would deliver the formula to some guy in the United States---- and no one else. 

Legend has it that this guy will spark a new golden age of humanity by making the Grizzly Bar a commercially available product.

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